Don't be fooled. The rumours. The fake domain name registration. It's all there to divert us from the real projects that Apple are working on. 

For starters, try typing http://www.iEvilRobotsToTakeOv…..eWorld.com, into your browser. It will tell you that the domain name doesn't exist. Don't be fooled by that either.

While nerds all over the world are preoccupied by the islate or whatever Apple choose to call it next time to throw us off their track, Apple is developing an army of super iEvilRobots that will take over the world. The good news, Bill Gates and the entire Microsoft empire will be the first to go. We will enjoy that freedom for only a short period of time, though, as these iEvilRobots then turn on the rest of the population also.

Beware Apple fans. While you lust after Apple's new technologies, those very same technologies are plotting against you.

In fact, Steve Jobs hasn't been in control of Apple in years. He was replaced by an Apple iReplicant Cyborg seven years ago. Poor Steve has been tied up in a basement all that time. Rumour has it, that only he will be able to stop these evil robots.

We just need to find a way to free him.